My parents order that dog food and this picture doesn’t do it justice with how fucking overwhelming the packaging is.
I had never seen this before and took a look. And… wow. Words fail me.
It’s dog food? From OP’s image I assumed it was penis enlargement pills. Looks exactly like a package of those dumbass “supplements” you can get at a gas station lol
The crazy looking food, itself, has decent reviews, but the owners of Gentle Giants used to run a puppy mill disguised as a dog rescue from what I have found about them.
There are quite a few bad reviews about the puppy mill from the mid to late 2000s. Like this one for example.
insanity soap is all you need:
I’ve read the Dr Bronners bottle so many times while pooping
Just an FYI, he actually wrote a book. You could buy it from Bronners for $2.00, not sure the cost now.
That’s not it. It’s called “The Moral ABC I & II” by Dr Bronner himself, 98 pages 1997. You might need to email the company and see if they still sell it. Maybe they do an eBook version now.
It’s interesting and crazy wild at the same time.
I remember the first time I got a bottle of Dr. Bronners. The text on it was all about PTSD treatment and hallucinogenics and was like just a bunch of news clippings about veterans being treated with magic mushrooms and what not.
The one I have now reads like a cult leader wrote it. Almost every sentence is an incoherent mess of ranting about All-One and God.
Different bottles have different rants - I think the PTSD/shrooms one is the almond soap. Peppermint is the All-One nonsense one
We had peppermint in our bathroom for years so imagine my surprise when I read a different bottle and it not only wasn’t batshit but kinda fuckin rad
I’ve only ever gotten the peppermint one. The only other one I’ve ever seen around here is lavender, which I keep wanting to try and never do.
the bible quotes are kinda weird tho, im just tryna scrub my ass
Dr bronners wouldn’t be Dr bronners without the schizo ramblings all over the bottle, and there truly is no better ass-scrubbing medium
I don’t know what we’re all using Dr. Bronners for and at this point, I’m afraid to ask.
It’s soap. Like, traditional, no frills soap. Vegetable oil reacted with potassium hydroxide. It’s a very effective way to make oils mix with water so as to rinse them off of stuff. So if you just want a substance that removes excess oil from your body, it works.
Basically no other major cosmetic company sells a product like that anymore and if you don’t trust those companies, that’s what Dr. Bronners is for. Just gotta deal with the ranting on the bottles.
