Grandpa: haw you kids can’t even start a lawnmower
Also Grandpa: it told me to hit the any key, which ones the any key?
A young man from Windows called and said I have a virus. Can you drive me to Walmart, I need to get some gift cards to pay for his help.
This is about as funny as 9/11
Much less funny than jokes about 9/11, though.
“My mom should have been on one of the planes on 9/11. At least I think so.” – Anthony Jeselnik
Boomers like their lawm more then Revolution
And it shows
Gas powered lawnmowers are huge polluters. Noise pollution as well as burning gasoline with no catalytic converters causes air pollution. Then the greenhouse gas effects of the emissions as well.
And for what? A patch of green that you can yell at kids not to step on? Lawns are such a waste of… just everything. It’s sad.
Not to mention they thought it was just a swell idea to put lead in their gasoline. Gotta get that double whammy of severe brain and ecological damage.
Said the generation that couldn’t start their brains after return.
Is that something boomers think?
The generation that fought in WW2 are having problems starting lawnmowers now. Age is a bitch thay gets us all.
Besides, I don’t see unkempt lawns around.
They’re mostly dead.
Bro, lawn mowers are easy. This generation deals with complex math and logic. It’d take someone half an hour to learn everything they’d ever need to learn about it and know it for the rest of their lives.
Let’s give it a try. I used one when I was a kid - like 30 years ago.
- Check gas, fill as needed
- Check oil, fill as needed
- Check spark plug, if needed, replace if needed
- Start combustion, either through pulling a cord or by flipping a switch or pushing a button
There. Now it’s your turn boomer.
Make an alphabetically sorted list using algebraic math.
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